I Have To Be Honest: TrumpWorld Has My Creative Juices Flowing

A Universal Truth (well, Universal minus 30% of this country) – Donald Trump is the worst thing to happen to this country since the Civil War — and, before that, slavery.

But even Hell On Earth, turns out, has the itsy-bitsiest of silver linings.

Truth is a lot of us who ‘fancy ourselves’ as ‘creatives’ have been on a tear almost ever since Donald Trump declared his candidacy.  We smelled the bullshit wafting off that escalator ride right through our TV screens.  In response, first, we got angry.  Then — being ‘creatives’, we ‘got creative’.

To that effect, my creative juices have led me to what I’m SURE will be a money-making ‘Bonanza’ — The perfect TV series that captures that certain ‘je ne sais quoi’ of chaos that marks All Things Trumpian.  Here are some proposed new TV Series:

“THE ODD COUPLE: TRUMPWORLD VERSION”

Jared Kushner & Steve Bannon are forced to share a Federal Prison Cell.

Problem is — Jared’s a neat freak while Steve’s a pig.  As my non-writing producer friends always say – ‘It writes itself’.  In this case, they may be right.  Say the word — and I’ll start typing.  No matter what’s on the page, COMEDY WILL ENSUE…

“THE SECRET AGENT OF F*E*C*K*L*E*S*S”

Ivanka Trump stars as the top dog secret agent at a new quasi-governmental, quasi-legit, quasi-treasonous SPY AGENCY – FECKLESS (The letters don’t ‘stand for’ anything; the agency is just FECKLESS.

Ivanka selfies

Whatever else you can say about Ivanka — she does make Treason look good at least…

“LOLITA-VANKA”

Another show for Ivanka.  Do I really have to go into ‘detail’ about what this show’s about?

Alternative title:  “FATHER KNOWS BEST (IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE)”.

 

More to follow…

 

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