A Universal Truth (well, Universal minus 30% of this country) – Donald Trump is the worst thing to happen to this country since the Civil War — and, before that, slavery.
But even Hell On Earth, turns out, has the itsy-bitsiest of silver linings.
Truth is a lot of us who ‘fancy ourselves’ as ‘creatives’ have been on a tear almost ever since Donald Trump declared his candidacy. We smelled the bullshit wafting off that escalator ride right through our TV screens. In response, first, we got angry. Then — being ‘creatives’, we ‘got creative’.
To that effect, my creative juices have led me to what I’m SURE will be a money-making ‘Bonanza’ — The perfect TV series that captures that certain ‘je ne sais quoi’ of chaos that marks All Things Trumpian. Here are some proposed new TV Series:
“THE ODD COUPLE: TRUMPWORLD VERSION”
Jared Kushner & Steve Bannon are forced to share a Federal Prison Cell.
Problem is — Jared’s a neat freak while Steve’s a pig. As my non-writing producer friends always say – ‘It writes itself’. In this case, they may be right. Say the word — and I’ll start typing. No matter what’s on the page, COMEDY WILL ENSUE…
“THE SECRET AGENT OF F*E*C*K*L*E*S*S”
Ivanka Trump stars as the top dog secret agent at a new quasi-governmental, quasi-legit, quasi-treasonous SPY AGENCY – FECKLESS (The letters don’t ‘stand for’ anything; the agency is just FECKLESS.
Whatever else you can say about Ivanka — she does make Treason look good at least…
Another show for Ivanka. Do I really have to go into ‘detail’ about what this show’s about?
Alternative title: “FATHER KNOWS BEST (IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE)”.
More to follow…