Tag: Satire
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Republicans Believe “Every Sperm Is Sacred”
Strange, isn’t it? With conservatives, it always comes down to gonads. Now, I’m not saying every conservative is sexually repressed – Hot Tub Johnny Bolton was notorious for being unrepressed in a crazed, sex party kind of way. But, as a party, Republicans sure do spend a lot of time thinking about other peoples’ reproductive…
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“Karma’s A Stone Cold Bitch” – MOSCOW MITCH MCCONNELL EDITION
When we get to the end of this sorry-assed saga, Mitch McConnell will stand as one of American history’s Uber-Villains. If you want to know how severely damaged Moscow Mitch is — he’s a lonely bully having his revenge on the rest of the schoolyard — read Jane Meyer’s excellent piece on Mitch in the…
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“Karma’s A Stone Cold Bitch” – MOSCOW MITCH MCCONNELL EDITION
Karma came for Roger Stone today. I bet Stone’s conviction caused Moscow Mitch’s turtle sphincter to pull so tight he can now see his uvula from his rectum. Mitch knows — Karma’s got him in its sights. And Karma’s gonna be all over Mitch McConnell like a bitch. The reason Donald Trump is POTUS to…
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Breaking News: Trump HAS Been Working On A Health “Care” Plan: TrumpCare PICK-AN-ORGAN
Finally – a health “care” plan that thinks like Donald Trump does — and “takes care” of people the same way. The problem with normal health insurance is you end up paying to insure stuff that probably didn’t need insuring — odds being what they are. Take your gall bladder. What are the odds that’s…
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Something About This Kinda Shouts ‘Bullshit!’
My local 99 Cents Only Store was doing some product testing for the still nascent republican health care plan. It’s kinda ‘pay-as-you-go’. You pay, get nothing – that’s how it goes. I wonder what the deductible will be…
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Finally – The ‘Health Care’ Trumpanistas Deserve: “TrumpCare PICK-AN-ORGAN”
Hey, Trumpanistas — Still fuming over ObamaCare? Still cursing the day your insurer was FORCED to insure your pre-existing condition without bankrupting you? Still hating on having to pay for other peoples’ health care — including WOMEN? Well TrumpCo has exactly what you’re looking for — a ‘health insurance’ plan that has the same grasp…
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Food For The Faithful: Sounds Like A Call For McOOGA-BOOGAS!
Our sister sight ‘Mulligan Jesus’ gets it so right sometimes. Okay, I’m biased. But check it out. As the site says — be careful when you order — the portions at McOoga-Boogas are HUGE. Bullshit is the most plentiful ‘natural resource’ on Earth… Bullshit — It’s What’s For Breakfast… Lunch AND Dinner
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Stephen Miller’s FAVORITE ‘Dead Hooker Lasagna’ Recipe – You’ll LOVE It!
Normally, when people connect “food” with “Stephen Miller”, that means the food will be outbound. But, even a shit like Stephen has to meet his minimum daily allotment of nutrients — even if those mostly come from Stephen chowing down on human flesh. It so happens Stephen has a certain “gourmet flare”. Contrary to what…
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A Radical Idea: Let’s RE-NORMALIZE Telling The Truth
It’s astounding what we’ve come to ‘accept’ every day — the bullshitting and prevaricating and parsing of words and flat out LYING for no reason other than it’s the first impulse — to LIE first then BURY the Truth later. Yes, not being entirely forthright or forthcoming is second nature to politics. Most people, in…
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“Karma’s A Bitch” – MITCH MCCONNELL EDITION
When the end of this story gets written, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell will be seen as one of its Primo Villains. Mitch has taken hundreds of thousands of dollars from Russia (via his PACS — totally legal — until the context becomes TREASON). He’s worked hard, hard, HARD for his Republican Donor Class benefactors…