Tag: Real Jesus
Wait… Didn’t You Used To Be Jesus?
Ever get nostalgic for the ‘Original Jesus’? You know — the guy who washed the feet of poor people cos he was THAT humble? No? Not ringing any bells? Welcome to Evolution. From ‘Do Unto Others’ to ‘Do Unto Others So Long As They’re White” to “Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You”. They…
My Jesus Can Beat Up Your Jesus
I bet the ‘liturgy’ in ‘republican churches’ is lovely although it all sounds exactly like the “Money” by the Flying Lizards The best things in life are free But you can give them to the birds and bees I want money That’s what I want No doubt the republicans also believe that THEIR Jesus can…