Wait… Didn’t You Used To Be Jesus?

Ever get nostalgic for the ‘Original Jesus’?  You know — the guy who washed the feet of poor people cos he was THAT humble?  No?  Not ringing any bells?

Welcome to Evolution.

From ‘Do Unto Others’ to ‘Do Unto Others So Long As They’re White” to “Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You”.

They shoulda quit while they were ahead…

Actual Jesus-Pretend Jesus-Republican Jesus

 

 

 

My Jesus Can Beat Up Your Jesus

Actual Jesus-Pretend Jesus-Republican Jesus

I bet the ‘liturgy’ in ‘republican churches’ is lovely although it all sounds exactly like the “Money” by the Flying Lizards

The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want money
That’s what I want

No doubt the republicans also believe that THEIR Jesus can beat the snot out of anyone else’s Jesus…