Tag: Evolution
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The GOP – Where Ooga Meets Booga
In another universe – a dark, terrible one – the Republican Party has achieved something remarkable. They’ve found a way to take bullshit to bold, new heights every single day. Just by opening their mouths. Whatever the serious problem facing America, the Republican response to it is guaranteed to be gibberish. Yet another military assault…
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Republican Jesus Wasn’t “Born” Rotten, He EVOLVED That Way…
People in the media ask a lot these days — how can evangelicals stand with Donald Trump, the most corrupt, most immoral, least Jesus-like person to ever walk the planet? It’s simple. Evangelicals & Fundamentalists don’t believe in “Jesus The Teacher”, they believe in “Jesus The Mascot”. Jesus the Maestro of Merch. Doing unto others…
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Wait… Didn’t You Used To Be Jesus?
Ever get nostalgic for the ‘Original Jesus’? You know — the guy who washed the feet of poor people cos he was THAT humble? No? Not ringing any bells? Welcome to Evolution. From ‘Do Unto Others’ to ‘Do Unto Others So Long As They’re White” to “Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You”. They…