Tag: Cootie Monster
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Seditious Conspiracy & Cooties
BREAKING NEWS: America Is Infested With Cooties! Remember cooties? How about cootie monsters and cootie catchers? Remember the schoolyard fear of catching cooties? On my schoolyards, not all cooties were created equal. I didn’t mind catching some peoples’ cooties – I liked them; wasn’t bothered by their cooties. But there were other people whose cooties…