In a sense, white people are like George W. Bush — born on third base but thinking they hit a triple to get there. The playing field in America has never been level for anyone except white people. That’s because they can only see themselves. Where the rest of America sees privilege, white America sees entitlement. Brilliant idea that “All men are created equal” is, it gets kneecapped immediately if “All men” actually means “all WHITE men”. And by “white men”, they mean THEMSELVES. Democracy’s the hardest form of government to pull off because it’s self-government. It requires every citizen get involved at least by voting if not by running for office; America’s founders never imagined a “professional class” of politicians would end up running America. But then, white people, it turns out, don’t get everything right contrary to how they think of themselves. There’s something in the northern European makeup — as exercised here in America — that despises democracy. At least, that’s how they behave toward it. Or is their problem actually democracy when it’s practiced by everyone not them?
That sounds remarkably undemocratic. But then, is there anything less Christian then your basic, white supremacist? Don’t tell them that however. In their minds? They could teach the world what it means to be a “real” Christian.
Jesus himself would probably disagree with them. In response, your basic white supremacist Christian would probably crucify Jesus all over again, happily nailing him to a cross all by themselves. Isn’t that what dirty Jews deserve anyway?
Personally, I blame monotheism. It concentrates every bit of divine power into one set of very mercurial, highly emotional, at times downright cruel hands. Yahweh is a deity only humans could create — he’s that riddled with human frailty. When a monotheist claims to understand what Yahweh wants, what are they really claiming? How about if they hear Yahweh’s voice in their heads? I promise you it’s not the same voice that the monotheist standing next to them hears. That’s not Yahweh magically making himself over inside each different human’s head, that’s each human inventing Yahweh in his or her own image. The Yahweh they hear is them.
The crusades claimed to speak for Jesus. So did the Spanish Inquisition and every pogrom. To plenty of Germans, the Holocaust was divine justice. When you get down to it, you can make the voice in your head say anything you want. And, since you’ve given that voice divine authority, what it wants can’t be denied since “God” wants it.
The institutional church uses “Do unto others” as a kind of marketing pitch and a guide for the faithful. While the flock happily “does unto each other”, the institutional church to preaches “Do what we say — or else”. Do it our way. The problem — as the church keeps learning — the more the flock learns about how life really is the less inclined the flock is to do it the church’s way — and the smaller the flock gets. If the institutional churches had really and truly preached and lived by “Do unto others”, their fortunes might be very different today. But then, they wouldn’t be institutional churches anymore. They’d have nothing to do. Just like Jesus said…
The Europeans who embraced Jesus in the abstract would have hated him in person. For starters, he was a Jew. Born, lived and died one. Europeans hated Jews. Still do. So, the Christianity they practice is Jesus-free but institution-rich, completely missing the point. Throw in the fact that most of them (even if they can’t see it) see themselves as deities. Poor Jesus — he never stood a chance.
Once you see yourself as “graced by God”, everything you do becomes “divinely inspired” even if it’s killing people. Even if it’s enslaving people. Or taking their land because your deity tells you it’s okay with him. “All men are created equal” is the Christianity analog. All actual human beings — that’s Jesus. White people think democracy applies to them. Others, not so much. The idea of “others” controlling what white people do via the political process horrifies white people because white people know how THEY act when all the political power is concentrated in their hands.
White people know how they “do unto others” and the last thing on earth they want is anyone else doing that unto them. That’s why Republicanism in America is so anti-democratic. It’s the white guy’s version of a really good idea that plays as a bad idea to everyone else. But that’s only because white people aren’t trying to be democratic.
They’re trying to undermine democracy just like they undermined Christianity. Their track record should scare the hell out of everyone not them.
Woody Harrelson as Trump?
Alec Baldwin as Trump?
Brendan Gleeson as Trump?
Sarah Cooper as Trump?
Mike Pence as Mike Pence
SNL’s Beck Bennett as Mike Pence?
Coronavirus as Coronavirus
Bubonic Plague as Coronavirus?
Spanish Flue of 1918 as Coronavirus?
Jim Carrey as Joe Biden?
Nancy Pelosi as Nancy Pelosi
Meryl Streep as Nancy Pelosi
Helen Mirren as Nancy Pelosi?
Mitch McConnell as Treason McTurtleface
Rudy as Rudy
Kate McKinnon as Rudy? Kate can play whoever she wants!
Ted Cruz as Ted Cruz
Josh Hawley as Josh
Roger Stone as Roger
Michael Flynn as Michael Flynn
The Proud Boys as Themselves
Nazis — as The Proud Boys dream of themselves
Bill Barr as Bill Barr as the Worst AG in American History
Mike Pompeo as Mike Pompeo
Lindsey Graham as the most haunted, hunted man in America
Kevin McCarthy as The Guy Who KNEW Trump Was Getting Paid By Putin
Merrick Garland as The Guy Who Will End It All For The Republicans
Steve Bannon as Steve Bannon (for comparison’s sake)
Jeff Bridges as Steve Bannon?
John Howard as Steve Bannon?
Ivanka as Ivanka
Scarlet Johansson as Ivanka?
Amanda Seyfried as Ivanka?
Vlad Putin as Vlad Putin
Mark Ivanir as Vlad Putin?
