Looks Like A Call For MULLIGAN JESUS!


Never fear, Sinners — Babies out of wedlock with your mistress WAS a sin — back when silly people believed in Regular Jesus.  But this ain’t then — THIS IS NOW!

And NOW is ‘MULLIGAN JESUS’ — The ‘Do-Over Deity!’ (patent-pending).

Don-Jr trying to knock up his goomah while the wife (and staff) corral the 5 CHILDREN — Dude, Mulligan Jesus says ‘First squirt’s for me!  What up with your other bitchez?’




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