Never fear, Sinners — Babies out of wedlock with your mistress WAS a sin — back when silly people believed in Regular Jesus. But this ain’t then — THIS IS NOW!
And NOW is ‘MULLIGAN JESUS’ — The ‘Do-Over Deity!’ (patent-pending).
Don-Jr trying to knock up his goomah while the wife (and staff) corral the 5 CHILDREN — Dude, Mulligan Jesus says ‘First squirt’s for me! What up with your other bitchez?’