Yeah, yeah — all you Europeans think THIS GUY is ‘Jesus’ —
While people with a bit more knowledge of what an illiterate, itinerant Semite of the period might ACTUALLY have looked like think he’d have look more like this —
Regardless — Through all the ‘translations’ from one language to another, one culture to another — a ‘strangely American’ version of Jesus emerged into 20th Century TVLand — ‘RICH-GUY-SUCKERING-THE-SHEEPLE-JESUS’ —
This Jesus seemed not just less concerned with the poor — he pretty much despised them — cos they’re fucking poor and who wants POOR-PERSON COOTIES? PROSPERITY GOSPEL JESUS — “REPUBLICAN-JESUS” seemed surprisingly comfortable with a green eyeshade on, an accounting app at his finger tips and a balance sheet under his gaze —
Yeah, yeah — it might SAY the rich have as much chance as getting to heaven as a camel does passing through the eye of a needle but REPUBLICAN-JESUS says — SPEND BILLIONS BUILDING A BIGGER NEEDLE — so you can HOIST a camel through it. Problem solved — CORRUPTION IN PLACE FOREVER…
It’s just a matter of time, amiright, GOP?